I just noticed that my profile says I'm an Aries. Which is strange and disconcerting to me, given that all my life I've been raised as a Pisces. My career even involves fish! So what do I do now? I don't even know how an Aries is supposed to behave. Is there some reprogramming therapy I can undergo in order to accept my new astrological identity? A twelve-step program for recovering Pisceans perhaps?